Dear Downtown Canvasers:

Dear “Save the Children” canvaser,

I did a stint for Greenpeace when I was your age, so I understand how important this is to you and also how difficult it is to get people to stop and listen (and cough up cash). But, I’m still not going to stop because I’m old and jaded and cynical now and I just can’t be bothered.

Love,

Talene