My friend Gerri is a romance novelist. She is a lovely and creative lady who just wants her books to be out there making people smile. If you like that sort of thing, you'll probably love her stuff. If not, I'm going to ask you to vote for her anyway. I couldn't personally make myself read it, but I voted for her anyway. Go here: American Title II and vote for Gerri's dialog. Or, if you can't stomach the whole romance novel thang, then just email firstname.lastname@example.org with THE WARRIOR TRAINER in the subject line. Trust me, she's the most deserving of the “Title.” The winner gets her book published.
Somebody's got to win. Why not someone who deserves it, like Gerri?